? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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