you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Randomize
