Small penises have feelings too.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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