Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
