It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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