He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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