we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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