Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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