I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
either way he was missing a nipple.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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