Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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