I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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