VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
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