I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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