you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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