Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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