on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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