If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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