love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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