Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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