can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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