he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
So vagazzling was a success
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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