went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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