I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Randomize
