I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
This girl is more easily done than said...
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
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