i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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