i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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