with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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