found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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