drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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