i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
