She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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