Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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