you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
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