that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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