Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Randomize