very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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