Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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