Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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