i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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