once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Randomize
