I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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