soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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