The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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