i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
You made out with two different species that night
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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