like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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