paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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