guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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