Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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