She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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