i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I have so many feelings about this burrito
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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