CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
Randomize
