Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I need water and some morals
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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