I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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