bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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