We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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