So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
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